Corporate Spy and professional identity thief Melody Munro, has it all. A hot younger boyfriend, drugs on demand, and of course an uber-cool flat in trendy East London. But Melody has a secret. Unable to pay, jobless and faced with eviction Melody must turn to desperate measures to defend her home from the onslaught of greedy wannabes and wealthy has-beens. Caught in a storm of overhyped media (of her own making) and facing the very real consequences of betrayal, hipster apocalypse and arson, will Melody find her way back to humanity?